Limericks The Book Of Nonsence - Past 2

The was a Young Lady of Bute, Who played ona silver-gilt flute: She played several jigs, To her uncle's white pigs, That amusing Young Lady of Bute.. There was a Young Lady whose nose, W

TÏaTb ceCTểp, 3eneHbI UX Byan, U3 3anuesa makpenb nO6bIB071W

VU Ha 6ntoge makpenb Heu3meHHo B Mapcenb, oporowy nana, oTnpasnanu

But in handing his daughter,

He fell into the water, Which drowned that Old Person of Cadiz

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CeÚ rangHTHb1Ù CTaDWK, KUTenb Kaquca,

HKOHbIM ñ1GAAGM CJIY3KVMJT KUU3HWDGRMCTO,

Bnpouem, Takxke UW IpOWMM;

Ho noacaxkuBan ñnodb OH,

B Bogy nntox W yTton xuTenb Kaquca

Hekuli crapeu 3 ropona beÙcWHrd Hukorna He Tepa paaHoBelÍCWHTG;

VY, KynusB CKakyHa, Yckakan CTapUHa TTpoub oT KUTenen ropona beÚcWHra

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There was an Old Man of Quebec,

A beetle ran over his neck;

But he cried, 'With a needle, I'll slay you, O beadle!’

That angry Old Man of Quebec

Leto crapud s npenenax Kpe6eka

HekuÙ xyk cne7ian mectom 3a6era;

ˆ re ì

Ae Gee ẤP Í› ⁄ XP LỆ ths ages

A” BR es OA EU, ed) I a f 1

There was an Old Person of Philae,

Whose conduct was scroobious and wily;

He rushed up a Palm, When the weather was calm, And observed all the ruins of Philae

bb171 ñepCOHWCTbIUi cTgapeLt u3 Sun,

Apxeonyx u ckpy6uogun;

B Bégpo Bne3eT Ha Apeso

VU rnagut snpaso-sneso, O3upasa passanuHel un

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The was a Young Lady of Bute, Who played ona silver-gilt flute:

She played several jigs,

To her uncle's white pigs, That amusing Young Lady of Bute

Monogasa cppneutuctka u3 Botota

B pyku pnenvty B3ana Ha MUHYTY

VU cbirpana Ha Heu Tlapy kur nñ714 caWHeli TÏpecrapenoro qsqu u3 Botota

There was a Young Lady whose nose,

Was so long that it reached to her toes;

So she hired an Old Lady, Whose conduct was steady,

To carry that wonderful nose

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Y ACBULIbI OHOU qYyO-HOC Poc w poc, w no nony ñopoc;

Tak cTapywky, 6bIBano,

Ty, uTO TBEépAO cTynana, HaHumasia HOCUTb 3TOT HOC

B Henorogy aesuua v3 Typunu PackUcaeT KaK MOKpbIe KypuNU;

A B norony oHa YAAMpOTBOp€Hgd,

Ta Kanpu3Haa fesa M3 TYpLUW

He fed †wen†y sons, Upon nothing but buns, That whimsical man of Apulia

TĨpWwxoTnMBb1Ù ctrapuk v3 Anynuu

Bein 3q60TNUBbIM, H@KHbIM Nanyneto

HBanuaTW cbTHOBeli;

V| KopAM1 Wx, eú-eủ,

ToribKo cño6oj cTapWK W3 AnyWW

There was an Old Man with a poker,

Who painted his face with red oker;

When they said, ‘You're a Guy!’

He made no reply, But knocked them all down with his poker

Ha nuue cTapuka c koveproto OXpou KpalweHo To uu ~Apyroe;

CKqaXeT kTo: «Hy w ulyTÌ>,

YX CTAPUK TYT KK TYT

VU - B HOKAAGYH Toro Koueprobo

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Kun ga 6b1n HeKUU cTapey 3 ÏÏparM, 3noKntouusnacb uyma y 6eaHaru;

Tak ObI KU3Hb UU yracna,

ha Kopopbero macna Hanw sospewa cTaputy 3 TÏpar

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by/ITbIXHY/1C3 CTaDWK-CeB@DSHWH

B udH c 6ynboHom, rny6oK u rIpOCTpGH€H;

Ho cTpanyxa noska -

Ha Kphouok cTapuka, Tak cnacéH 6bIn cTapukK-ceBepsHUH

There was a Young Lady of Poole, Whose soup was excessively cool;

So she put it to boil

By the aid of some oil, That ingenious Young Lady of Poole

TTpeanpuumuas nesd M3 Ï Ïyna [ peTb cyneLU Ha CñMPTOBK€ pUCKHYU1G;

Uto6br Bapyr He noracno,

B nnama nocTHoe macno Tlognusana neepuuta W3 Tyna

There was an Old Person of Mold,

Who shrank from sensations of cold;

So he purchased some muffs,

Some furs and some fluffs,

And wrapped himself from the cold

Hekuu ctapeu 3 ropona Moynna

Onacanca npoctyabl u xoynga;

B nyx, U B Mex, U B MGHTO 6

OH 3akyTanca, uTo6

He 6o0aTbca npoctyAbI u xoyngAa

There was an Old Man of Nepaul,

From his horse had a terrible fall:

But, though split quite in two,

By some very strong glue,

They mended that Man of Nepaul

Bein OAUH cTapuuok u3 Henana,

OH c KoObINIbI ynan KaK nonano:

Bein OQUH - cTano ABa;

Kpenkum kneem esa

CxneeuH 6610 cTapuyok u3 Henana

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There was an Old Man of th’ Abruzzi,

So blind that he couldn't his foot see;

When they said, ' That's your toe,’

He replied, ‘Is it so?’

That doubtful Old Man of th’ Abruzzi

He AaHo cTapuky u3 Adpyuuo

Ho crynHW caBoeU B3ODOM KOCHYLILO;

CkoaxyT: «Bot xe OHal»

A ctapuk: «Bot Te Hal»

Hegosepuus cneneu 3 A6pyLuo

He paid several cousins,

To catch them by dozens, That futile Old Person of Rhodes

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NMenkulji crapeui Ha ocTpope Ponoc, HeHopunepuiWU a6bkO rOpORy-c, HanHan 6oJkKWx Ky3MH Wl3 6onor w HW3WH TÏoBb171aB7IMBGTb 3TY rIODORY-C

Hese3yuuU cTtapuk M3 TÏepy, Kak cynpyra macuo Ha napy Tywut, yacto cnegun Hau B neub yroaun,

Ui 3sanékca ctapuk u3 TTepy

There was an Old Man of Melrose,

Who walked on the tips of his toes;

But they said, ‘It ain't pleasant,

To see you at present, You stupid Old Man of Melrose’

[ nynopqanHb1li cTapUK 3 Menbpo3tt,

TĨpWHWMwGa W38LIHb1€ đO3b1,

Bce Ha r1a7IbLaX XORVWU],

Ho B npoxoxux byaun Pa3apaxeHbe W C7Ib1LUG71 YTPO3bI

There was a Young Lady of Lucca,

Whose lovers completely forsook her;

She ran up a tree, And said, 'Fiddle-de-dee!' Which embarrassed the people of Lucca

Monogaa oco6a 3 Slykku, Tloctpagas oT nIO6OBHÓ p037IYKKM,

B3rpomo3qacb Ha NaTaH, Cnena Tam «Tpam-Tam-Tam)>

K s3amewaTenbcTBy XM⁄Teneli JÌyKKM

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Houky Hekoro cTapua B Boremuu OkpecTw71w B deCTb ñ@BbI EBr€HWM;

Ho, K HecwgcTbiO pOnWT€J14, Berna nodb 30 rpa6MT€74, Oropuus ctapuka u3 Boremuu

a> £ AYR YON

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Bein cTapuuk y NoAHoxKbsa Be3ysua,

Vl3ywapuuiuli TeopeHba BWTpYBM4;

B nama BbIPOHUB TOM,

Bernun pomy ñOTOM

Hexopowun ctapuk y Be3ysua

There was an Old Man of Cape Horn,

Who wished he had never been born;

So he sat ona chair,

Till he died of despair,

That dolorous man of Cape Horn

C ManoneTba CTApUK C MbICa [OPH

Bp He paf, YTO Ha cBeT NOpoxKAeEpH:

Bcé Ha cTyne cugen OH,

Topesan u ckop6en oH,

Tak U MOMep rOPLOH € AbTcd Ï OPH

There was an Old Lady whose folly,

Induced her to sit ona holly;

Whereon by a thorn, Her dress being torn, She quickly became melancholy

U3 kanpu3a, no npuxoTtu WCTO Jlequ cena Ha KycT ocTponucta;

O Kontouky nopsas

VU nogon, uv pykas, ]lenu cnenanacb we7IaHXO7IWCTd

There was an Old Man of Corfu,

Who never knew what he should do;

So he rushed up and down,

Till the sun made him brown,

That bewildered Old Man of Corfu

Kun-6b1n crapeu Ha octpose Kopay,

HukyvemyWwHbIu c MNageHyeckux Nop, wy:

Beran B3a4 U Bnepéeg,

Tloka conHue neuer,

BpoH3oBea Ha octpose Kopdy

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There was an Old Man of the South,

Who had an immoderate mouth;

But in swallowing a dish,

That was quite full of fish,

He was choked, that Old Man of the South

CTAPUKGWKG W3 FOXHbIX LIPOT

tbe3se14gTe7IbHO b1 6onbwepoT;

Ho, nuxatodW B pot

Bntogo, nonHoe wnpor,

Tlogasunca cTapuk-bonbwepor

There was an Old Man of the Nile,

Who sharpened his nails with a file,

Till he cut out his thumbs,

And said calmly, ' This comes

Of sharpening one's nails with a file!’

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Bern cTapuk Tam, rae nnewetca Hun,

OH HGNUAbHUKOM HortTu nunun,

Bckope ctan Bocbmunan

There was an Old Person of Rheims,

Who was troubled with horrible dreams;

So, to keep him awake

They fed him on cake,

Which amused that Old Person of Rheims

BneuaTr7iu6eibHb1U crapeLt 3 PelwAca

BWnWT B CHgX 7IMLIb KOLIMAGDBI L1 3B@DCTBG;

tTro6 s36onpMTb M pG3B71€tb,

KekcbI Hayanu neub

Hau cKkapmnusatb cTapuy u3 Pevmca

There was an Old Person of Cromer,

Who stood on one leg to read Homer;

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When he found he grew stiff,

He jumped over the cliff,

Which concluded that Person of Cromer

bb171 OAWH cTapuuoK u3 Kpomepa,

B no3e yannu wutaswuu Tomepa;

Ho, KOrga OH 3aTeK

There was an Old Person of Troy,

Whose drink was warm brandy and soy,

Which he took with a spoon,

By the light of the moon,

In sight of the city of Troy

HekwÙ crapeu 3 ropona Tpow

Tennierl peHnW M coyc W3 cou

]lun B cTonopyto ñoX%kKy

VU Bkywan NMOHEMHOXKKY TTpu nyHe Ha oKpauHe Tpou

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When he said, ‘I will scratch it,’

They gave him a hatchet, Which grieved that Old Man of the Dee

Bein cTapuk 3 OoKpecTHocTelÙ Qu

Dloxnumaem 6noxotro, nogu;

OH cKa3an: «fam otnop!»

TI potaHynu Tonop, TopbKo cTapuy B oKpecTHocTax fu

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TTpumoctusica ctapuk 13 J]JaHnW

Ha TeHWCTb1X B€TB8X, Tb1 F718M:

3arangenu BOpOHH1,

| c HacWxeHHÓ KpOHbT 3akpwudan oH: «Ckopee s /]aHnMil»

*XKun-6b1n cTapeLt M3 ropond TpWHT,

B HOC MpocyHyN KONbLIO Cel CTAPUHK;

VU nopoto HOUHOU ]Jlto6osoTbca nyHoứ 2kCTaTWueckMU 6ergn cTapWHL

There was an Old Man on some rocks,

Who shut his wife up in a box;

When she said, ‘Let me out!’

He exclaimed, ‘Without doubt, You will pass all your life in that box.’

?Kun Ha cKanax cTapuk BAaneke,

OH cynpyry 3aKpel B CyHayKe;

A Ha Bce ee neHu OrBeuan: «Be3 cowHeHUWÚU,

TbI BCHO KU3Hb NPOCUAUWb B CYHAYKe»

There was an Old Man of Coblenz,

The length of whose legs was immense;

He went with one prance From Turkey to France, That surprising Old Man of Coblenz

Honrovoruu ctapuk u3 KobneHua

Bpin ropa3q Ha Takue KoNeHLa:

TÏpbIrH€T p3 M, r714nMUIb, 1a Craw6yna s ÏÏapW%

Yronwn nonpbrryH 3 Ko6neHua

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