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___ Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.. Now, if[r]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? _

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop

Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits _

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

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Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks _

To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock

In a pestilential prison with a life long lock

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block

by W.S Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado

If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

from Naomi Fletcher's real life

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies?

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

Bobby Bippy bought a bat

Bobby Bippy bought a ball

With his bat Bob banged the ball

Banged it bump against the wall

But so boldly Bobby banged it

That he burst his rubber ball

""Boo!"" cried Bobby

Bad luck ball

Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball

Now to drown his many troubles

Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles

from mid-Willamette Valley theater

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When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw

The big black bug bit the big black bear,

but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

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A fly and flea flew into a flue,

said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'

'let us fly' said the flea

said the fly 'shall we flee'

so they flew through a flaw in the flue

Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop

All day long she sits and shines,

all day long she shines and sits,

and sits and shines, and shines and sits,

and sits and shines, and shines and sits

Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop

Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop

All day long he fits and tucks,

all day long he tucks and fits,

and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,

and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits

Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop

sung by Ian Mackintosh

here once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr Fister Mr Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore Mr Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets Mr Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks The sister of Mr Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!

She sells sea shells on the sea shore;

The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure

So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,

I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells

I am a mother pheasant plucker,

I pluck mother pheasants

I am the best mother pheasant plucker,

that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager

imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

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Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb

She is a thistle-sifter She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit

Esau Wood sawed wood All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw The new wood-saw would saw wood Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw And Esau Wood sawed wood

If Dr Seuss Were a Technical Writer

Here's an easy game to play

Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,

And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,

Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,

then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame, sir!

We'll find you another game, sir

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,

Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,

That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,

So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,

Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,

'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,

And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,

Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

from the Unix fortune database, attributed to info@123doc.org the rec.humor.funny newsgroup

Moses supposes his toeses are roses,

but Moses supposes erroneously

For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,

as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in ""Singing in the rain""

Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,

A clip drape shipshape tip top sock

Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,

But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock

None of your fantastic slack swap slop

From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop

Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,

Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock

Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop

Tip me to a tip top grip top sock

articulation warmup for actors

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Federal Express is now called FedEx

When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex

But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec

Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.

If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec

When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex

Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to

by Pierre Abbat

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