Some people might think it’s creepy but I’m happy and not hurting anyone,” says the 58-year-old father of two from Ipswich, England.. a superior posterior E’VE seen an arse or two in o
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8 WOBBLY WORLD 10 NEWS FLASH! 24 YOU’RE JOKING 26 READERS’ WORLD
28 SICK PICS 30 SOOK 33 PIN-UP 40 SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
42 CHEEKYCROSS 44 MOVIECROSS 48 FUCK YARNS 50 INTERNUTTERS
51 HOME GIRLS 68 HOME GIRL OF THE WEEK 70 GO FACT YOURSELF
STOP FUCKEN PRESS! STOP FUCKEN PRESS! STOP FUCKEN
EN you think about it, it kinda makesnse to advertise a brand of trendy ottled water with the most in-your-face CAMEL TOE we’ve ever seen
ter… yeah, well, there’s a connection there SOMEWHERE, so we reckon some advertising exec with a pony tail and a raging coke habit was paid about a zillion bucks to think it up
But where to find the perfect camel toe to illustrate the concept on California’s famous Malibu Beach?
Look no further than spunky 25-year-old LA model Jules Liesl, self-proclaimed queen of the side-boob and owner of the finest camel-toe this side of the Arabian Desert
Mm-mm Makes us thirsty just lookin’ at it Just not for water, but
Now if only Jules and her ‘toe would make the move
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Now and then she even chucks
on a nice FROCK to go on the razz around town with her hubby, the USELESS pommy footballer
Jermaine Pennant
Then of course there’s the odd modelling assignment in some exciting FOREIGN joint, like Dubai,
or Bournemouth
But mostly she’s just laying around in the sack, tweaking a RAMPANT nip here, rubbing a sleak, tanned inner thigh there, and moaning like a Labrador with
a tummy ache, while the world watches on and plugs in its credit card number
Hey – it’s a living! Keep up the good work, Alice!
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STOP FUCKEN PRESS! STOP FUCKEN PRESS! STOP FUCKEN PRESS!
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Jessica Albanka is a nudie
model from Hungary, so
she probably doesn’t realise
she’s in imminent danger
Game over, man!
BARCELONA!
This bunch of hot models packed badly for their group holiday to the Spanish island – one T-shirt, one pair of jeans, three pairs of shoes
Oh well They managed.
MENORCA!
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Not having a pool, when it gets hot in Germany, Ediny Anata has to resort to hosing herself down in the backyard And don’t the neighbours fucken love it!
FRANKFURT!
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Seppo porn star Ariana Aimes knows she can get a substantial discount at the local health food store by flashing a tit That’s worth
a bag of nuts any day.
SAN FRANCISCO!
Obviously Sofi hasn’t heard
about the problems of
sitting bare-arsed on a
cane chair No worries,
but – there’ll be plenty of
volunteers to smooth it out.
PRAGUE!
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S SHIT REALLY HAPPENED!
SEPPO twins Miriam and
Michelle Carolus go to incredible lengths to maintain matching arses
Calling themselves the Double Dose Twins, the Instagram stars
keep identical diets and exercise routines to ensure their 101cm butts don’t vary a centimetre from each other The 31-year-olds do up
to 2000 squats a day to keep their bums in shape
ARSE-ALIKES
POLLY WANTS A FIX
WILD parrots in India have turned into RAGING
DRUG ADDICTS, raiding poppy plantations to
get their fixes of RAW OPIUM The parrots even
know to wait until the farmers – who grow the crops to
provide the raw material for medicines such as codeine
and morphine – cut the poppy pods to help them ripen,
thus revealing the goodies inside The birds get as high as
fucking kites feasting on the seeds, some even breaking
off pods and flying away with them, probably to SWAP
with their JUNKIE BIRD MATES for stolen iPhones.
AFTER two divorces, retired pommy nurse Dean
Bevan has given up on LIVE SHEILAS and now shares
his home with 12 top-of-the-range sex dolls He paid
up to $2600 for each of his silicon play pals, and buys them
clothes, does their make-up and takes hundreds of snaps
of them He even takes them for DRIVES IN THE
COUNTRYSIDE “I’ve given them names and in my mind
they have personalities Some people might think it’s
creepy but I’m happy and not hurting anyone,” says the
58-year-old father of two from Ipswich, England.
PLAYING
sports podcaster Mia Khalifa had one of her E-cup bolt-ons repaired after
it was hit by an ice-hockey puck Mia was at a game between the Washington Capitals and the Tampa Bay Lightning the when the rock- hard rubber disk smashed into her rack at 130kph, rupturing her left nork “It caught me so off guard I had
no idea it was coming,” she wailed An LA plazzo surgeon fixed the damage using some
of Mia’s own body fat.
PUCKED!
TIT-OK, WHO’S GUNNA GET
ME A BEER?
Look at his
eyes, man!
Mia’s tit’d make a great goalie!
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STOP FUCKEN PRESS
WE DREW A
HAVE a bit of sympathy for teenager Lalit
Patidar, from Ratlam in the Indian state of Madhya Pradesh Not only is the 13-year-old having to cope with his voice breaking and getting school bus stiffies, he’s almost totally covered with HAIR The condition is called Hypertrichosis, more commonly known as Werewolf Syndrome.But the kid is getting on with life like a fucken champion.
“Sometimes I wish I was like other children, but I cannot do much about it,” he says “I have got used
to the way I am, and I am usually comfortable with myself.” He’s doing good at school, and when he grows up he wants to be a cop
INDIAN WEREWOLF IN ERM INDIA
BAGS NOT CLEANING THE SEATS
GOD SAVE ‘EM!
BARE BRITS!
YA GOTTA hand it to the Poms, they’ll do anything to set a naked
record, in spite of the shitty cold weather This time 195 brave Brits set a world record for nude rollercoaster riding on a chilly
10 degree celsius night at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, a somewhat
optimistically named “fun” park in the north-west of England They
rode bare-bummed on the splintery seats of the Grand National
rollercoaster, smashing the previous record of 102, set in 2010
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golfers who has a tendency
to chuck a tanty and throw
clubs around when your
game goes to shit, this definitely
isn’t the hole for
This par three at the Legend
Golf Resort in South Africa
requires you to bash the pill off a
tee 400 metres up the side of a
mountain onto a green shaped
like the continent of Africa waaaydown below
In fact it’s so far down and ittakes the ball so fucken long toget there, the course employsspotters to keep track of yourshot because you’re sure as hellnot gunna be able to see where itgoes Especially if you’re PISSED
Just getting to and from the teerequires a helicopter, and there’s
always the chance of beingEATEN by a FUCKEN LION if youhave to play out of the rough
Forget about making par – justsurviving is the aim here
We just hope the other holes onthe course are MORE NORMAL –you know, like the one with thelittle windmill, and that onewhere you bash it into the CLOWN’S MOUTH
This golf hole will get you seriously teed off
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E’VE seen an arse
or two in our time here at THE PICTURE, from acksides to porn star
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a sensational bum to make it in Sienna’s world There’s also a need for enthusiasm for the JOB
AT HAND, and she’s sure got that
“I’ve always been a bit of nympho and I love sex, so this job
is perfect for me,” she reckons
“The best part of my job is meeting and connecting with different types of people every day.”
So how does someone return the favour and give Sienna what SHE needs?
“My favourite way to have sex
is in a bathroom with a lot of mirrors, so I can see everything and my moans echo
“And the best way to get me off
is when I see I’m pleasuring the other person I love when a guy is loud and shows how much I’m pleasing him.”
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arse (Well, actually,you CAN, but only if youask nicely first andshe’s into it.)
But getting to the point – just
as in the past a righteous rack was the passport to stardom, these days a bootylicious
backside is the essential elementfor a female celebrity
Yeah, TITS ARE OUT (but not in
a good way), and arses are in
And looking at these fine examples of STAR BUTTOCKS,
we can live with that
We’d happily eat our DIN-DINS off any one of ’em
Bewear e: this arse bites!
Wrap it in leather, we’re takin’
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ALEXIS
“I’ve had this ass my entire life I
just kind of tweaked it to make the
boys go crazy All the boys enjoy
my big booty.” That we do, Alexi
Texas, mega-arsed goddess!
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But we don’t mind a bit of weird
JESSIE
The Brazilian beauty made many
arse-centric films in her five year
porn career, but none more
truthfully titled that 2012’s Jessie
Rogers Has The Best Ass.
TO BOT
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JAYDEN
If you wanna know anything about
the care and maintenance of a top
class porn arse, just ask Jayden
James She polishes her’s daily
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& JYNX
Gracie Glam and Jynx Maze risk
tearing apart the very fabric of time
and space by bringing their arses
this close together Quick –
teleport now!
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Piranha 3D Those crazy little fish
were queueing up to take a bite out of her delectable arse!
P S!
CHRIST
Christy Mack has tatts nearover her body – but not on hbeaut butt That would be likgraffiti-ing the Taj Mahal
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JADA
Jada starred in the epic Jada Stevens is Buttwoman in 2012 “It
was fucking awesome! “ she says
“It was one of my biggest accomplishments.” Yay for Jada!
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100% POLITICALLY INCORRECT!
Q WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN
A GIRL THROWS A TANTY
DURING HER PERIOD?
A AN OVARY-ACTION
KOALA, COOLUMBOOKA, NSW
AN ELEPHANT and a naked man were
standing next to each other The
elephant says “It’s cute, but can you pick
up peanuts with it?”
F.O., MITCHELL, NT
DID you hear about that baby boy that was
born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used
his foreskin from circumcision to construct his
eyelids He’s OK, just a little cock-eyed
V.N., NORTH ROCKHAMPTON, QLD
LOSING my virginity was a lot like my
first baseball game, very mediocre but
at least my dad came.
JAY, ELSMORE, NSW
FRANK the mortician’s job was to examine the
dead bodies before they were sent off to be
buried or cremated As he examined the body
of Mr Jones, who was about to be cremated, he
made an amazing discovery Mr Jones had the
longest private part he had ever seen
“I’m sorry Mr Jones,” said Frank “but I
can’t send you off to be cremated with a
tremendously huge private part like this It has
to be saved for posterity.”
With that, the mortician used his tools to
remove the dead man’s schlong He stuffed his
prize into a briefcase and took it home The
first person he showed it to was his wife
“I have something to show you that you
won’t believe,” he said, and opened up his
I’m going to make you fully human for
20 minutes so you can at long last fulfil that desire.”
The statues look at each other, run behind some bushes and go at it Ten minutes later they come back with big grins on their faces and the angel says,
“You still have another 10 minutes.”
The woman statue gives a big smile and says, “Really? Yaaaay, let’s do it again! But this time you hold the pigeon and I get to shit on it.”
FRED, GUNDAGAI, NSW
JOKE OF THE WEEK
MY BOSS fired me for making too many Asian jokes It was the end of my Korea
APPARENTLY if your girlfriend or wife says,
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
SEPPO COMIC JIM GAFFIGAN
WRAP IT IN BACON.”
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CANS, TABOR, VIC
TWO nuns are driving down a small English country lane, when
a vampire jumps on their car
The first nun, in a
of shock, says to the
“Quick, show him yo cross!”
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THE PROFESSIONAL
THIS WEEK: FAMILY GUY’S PETER GRIFFIN
THE JOKE’S ON YOU
IS WEEK: PAEDOPHILE GEORGE PELL
“You better watch who you’re calling a
child, Lois Because if I’m a child, you
know what that makes you? A
paedophile And I’m damned if
I’m going to be lectured by
Listen, Lois, I know you’re a feminist
nd I think that’s adorable, but this is
rown-up time and I’m the man.”
“EVERYONE IN JAPAN IS EITHER
A TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL OR A
MONSTER.”
“Hello, Sally, it’s Peter Griffin Yeah, that’s right, senior prom… I just found out I’m retarded and I’m just calling to let you know that you might want to get yourself tested.”
“LOVE IS LIKE A FART IF YOU HAVE TO FORCE IT, IT’S
PROBABLY CRAP.”
“I’ve got an idea An idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.”
HAT’S THE DIFFERENCE
WEEN GEORGE PELL AND
RGE PELL ON FIRE.
’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
AND GEORGE PELL?
A NOTHING, THEY BOTH STICK THEIR MEAT IN TEN-YEAR-OLD BUNS.
Q WHAT DOES GEORGE PELL AND BIG W HAVE IN COMMON?
A LITTLE BOYS PANTS HALF OFF.
Q WHY DOES GEORGE PELL PREFER
EDUCATED CHILDREN?
A THEY DON’T SPIT.
Q WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JOCKEY AND GEORGE PELL?
A A JOCKEY HAS A LICENCE TO RIDE A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD
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GO AHEAD, HAVE A MOAN!
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MUNGO’S ON
That’s right, I’m tweeting me heart out
for the people None of that what-I-had
-for-brekky or I-just-done-a-big-poo
stuff, just my usual classy shit It’s at:
HORSES FOR COURSES
IN #1476 you asked what the ideal tit size is I
reckon it’s down to what you want to do For a tit
fuck, you need big ‘uns, but for a sly grope – with
permission of course – small ones are better so
you can get your hand around ‘em And when the
sheila’s on top, medium is good, so they bounce a
bit, but don’t hang too much So they’re all good
L.P., WARWICK FARM, NSW
MUNGO SAYS: That’s a nice way of looking
at it, L.P You left out the really huge ones,
for using as pillows when you nod off, but
still, it’s a fair assessment You’ve
obviously given this a lot of thought You
should be a professor of Norkology.
https://twitter.com/ThePictureMungo
PARTY OF TWO
I’VE been a huge fan of Seppo actress Neve Campbell ever since Party Of Five back in the 90s, and when I saw your #1476 Beaut Bum girl Azaria I couldn’t help thinking she looked like a young Neve And Neve has also done her fair share of nudie scenes, so it’d be nice to see the two of them together How about it, Mungo?
MUNGO SAYS: It’s a fair call, M.B I’m a bit of a fan of Neve, too And recently I’ve been developing a bit of a crush for Azaria as well Hell, it’s good to be alive
in a world where such spunks exist I think I’ll celebrate how fucken beaut it all is with a beer Feel free to imbibe yourselves
QUEEN OF THE DESERT
HI MUNGO, these latest pics of me are from Kalgoorlie where I was visiting recently It was very hot there, so easy to not wear much clothes I hope you like!
DIANNE, PERTH, WA
MUNGO SAYS: Love ya work, Dianne
And yeah, it gets fucken hot out there Not that you need any excuse to get nude, from past experience Anyway, everyone’s looking forward to the next exciting instalment of your nude adventures Keep ‘em coming Erm… you know what I mean.
,
QUEEN OF THE DESERT
THERE’S GOLD
IN THESE HILLS!
CLONES ATTACK OF THE
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This week’s question:
What’s the mostun-Australian thing?
Editor James Cooney
A PM serving a full term
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Americans
Writer Thomas Oakley-Newell
A schmiddie
Editorial coordinator Emily Rattenbury
Not putting tommo sauce on everything
Photo editor Kristi Bartlett
Drinking Fosters
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HEY Mungo, you can read some funny
things into what is said in the Media
ABC Radio Rural Report on dairy
farming: “She is a lovely female and
beautifully uddered” – I reckon that could
be Homie of the Week Mandy in #1475
Ricky Ponting promoting a betting app on
TV: “All the excitement is in your hands”
– that’s any edition of THE PICTURE!
Lady commentator on women’s golf ABC
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and she’s going for it.” – that could have
referred to Mia and Kenna in #1475
Maybe things are happening with the big
broadcasters we don’t know about
PETE THE POSTIE, NO ADDRESS GIVEN.
MUNGO SAYS: They’re a bunch of
filthy fuckers at the ABC, no doubt
about that And they have the nerve
to point the finger at us Good thing
Ita’s going in there to clean them up
She won’t stand for none of that
grubby stuff, no way
to be there when she gets the twins out
namesake The Scarlet Pimpernel:
“They seek her here, they seek her there, they seek that big-titted spunk everywhere.”
Are really hot barmaids a good thing, or do they just make you get pissed and drink through your wages even faster? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but sometimes I wonder.
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YOU WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES
WAVE BYE BYE!
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SURF’S UP!
AND probably so would your lunch be if you were
on this Manly ferry as it punched holes in the ocean while crossing Sydney Harbour and being smashed
by a yooooj swell But one of the beaut things about the Manly ferries is that they are specially
designed so that when it’s so rough that everyone
is hurling their cookies everywhere, the waves break over the walkways and wash all the spew away Isn’t that clever? Fuck, marine engineering
is cool! We hear they’re working on an eco-friendly system that then recycles the spew as fuel for the engines What will they think of next? Of course, all this wouldn’t be necessary if they just filled Sydney Harbour in with concrete and everyone could just drive across Just sayin’.
Sydney Harbour
is way too wet!
I SHOULDA
WORN ME
BOARDIES
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yelling, “Go you champions!” at the Poms, but every now and then we have to give them a big THUMBS
UP A tree surgeon in darkest Pomistan has worked for three years turning this cypress tree into a GIANT COCK, for no other reason other than to bring
HAPPINESS to the world
Chris Bishop, from Bromsgrove in Worcestershire, reckons he only did it to give passers-by a bit of a giggle And he ain’t done yet – he’s still working away with his clippers to give his dick-tree – or
is that tree-dick? – a set of BALLS
“No-one’s commented when I’ve been out in the garden, people have just looked
at it and walked past,” Chris says
“I think it’s because they’re trying to work out whether it’s just their dirty minds.”
And he’s offered to DE-KNOB his creation if anyone gets the shits
“If it caused any offence I would chop the head off,” he said “I don’t want to offend anyone, I just want to make them smile.”
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IT’S A DATE!
OI BABE, you said you stopped porn for a
bit ’cos you wanted to focus on dating What
kind of guys do you go for? I reckon I’m a bit
of alright I’m 29, have my own car, my own
computer and my own jetski that I bought on
Gumtree, plus Mum says if I get a girlfriend
she’ll pay a quarter of the rent of my very own
apartment I live in Miami on the Gold Coast
I can also run the 100m in 13 seconds
K-MAN, MIAMI, QLD
KIKI SAYS: I got sick of
looking for a decent guy
and being cock starved,
so I’m gunna go back
to the land of porn.
But I generally prefer
an authority figure
because I’m such a
submissive Whether
they have a high position
at work, are self-employed,
or wear a uniform – confidence
is a must!
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KIKI SAYS: You think they root a bit
different? It’s only Europe mate, not Star
Trek Enterprise They still have a vadge,
you still have a dick- with your attitude
I’m not sure if you’ll be scoring anytime
soon… though, if you happen to get
some hot action, who cares about a little
finger! If in doubt just use a little Dutch
courage and drink more beer.
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Trang 34THIS YMPHO!
M ORE OF T
NAUGHTY NY
s proo
s come kages
Trang 35“I enjoy when people spank me”
Trang 36There isn’t a square inch of it that isn’t boner-
worthy And she might look
sweeter than a BUCKET OF
PUPPIES, but dig a little deeper
and you’ll discover the
24-year-old is quite the FILTHY
FUCKTRESS
“I like spankings, whips and
stuff,” confesses the Seppo sex
bomb “The first time I was
spanked was for a shoot and I
enjoy candlewax as well.”
What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done on set?
“It was when I was tied up,
then someone used a Magic
Wand on me till I orgasmed That was really intense but I liked it.”
How’d you get into these fetish
type shoots?