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THE former nurse of

Professor Stephen

Hawking has been

struck off the nursing

register after a panel

found she did not give

appropriate care to the

renowned physicist

The Nursing and

Midwifery Council said

yesterday that Patricia

Dowdy “failed to provide

the standards of good,

professional care that

we expect and Professor

Hawking deserved”

The 61-year-old, who

was with Prof Hawking

(above) between 1999

and 2004 and employed

again from July 2013,

had been handed an

interim suspension

back in March 2016

She faced multiple

misconduct charges in

relation to the care she

provided to the boffin,

who died in March last

year at the age of 76

The family of Prof

Hawking lodged a

complaint which had

initially prompted the

investigation into

Mrs Dowdy

A BRITISH woman who went missing in Guatemala died in “a tragic accident”, acharity has said.Catherine Shaw, 23

(above), from Witney,

Oxon, was reported missing after she left a hotel near Lake Atitlan

on March 5

Her body was found

by a search team about Indian Nose hiking trail on Monday.The Lucie Blackman Trust, which has been helping Ms Shaw’sfamily, said “foul play was probably not involved”.Trust chief executive Matthew Searle said speculation that she was

“incredibly unhelpful, distressing andunnecessary”

He said Ms Shaw had been fasting and out or fallen “due to her lack of intake of food and fluid”

He added: “She was very much a nature lover and adoredsunrises, so it seems quite conceivable that she went up themountain to greet the sunrise, shedding clothing as she went.”

Hawking’s

nurse gets

struck off

British hiker’s tragic accident

on mountain

TWO climbers have died

and two injured in an

avalanche on Ben Nevis,

police last night said.

Inverness Coastguard

helicopter, an air ambulance,

three road ambulances

and a trauma team were

sent to the scene.

Lochaber Mountain

Rescue Team was

supported by members of

Glencoe Mountain Rescue

Team in the rescue effort.

The alarm was raised

to the incident in Number

5 Gully at 11.50am.

Yesterday, the Scottish

Avalanche Information

Service assessed the

potential avalanche risk

in Lochaber, where Ben

Nevis is located, as “high”.

THE UK’s Civil Aviation Authority has banned the Boeing 737 MAX from operating in or over

UK airspace “as a precautionary measure” The decision comes after an Ethiopian Airlines plane crashed on Sunday, killing 157 people on board.

It was the second fatal accident involving the

737 Max 8 model in less than five months Countries including China, France and Germany have also grounded the jets But US officials say the aircraft are still safe to fly The CAA said the directive would remain in place until further notice.

Ben Nevis:

Two dead

UK Boeing 737 are grounded

Nevis is located, as “high”.

with bouts of wind and rain, heavy in the west.

Temperatures of 13C

in London, 12C in Cardiff, 11C in Manchester, 10C

in Belfast and 10C in Edinburgh.

OUTLOOK: Milder.

IT will be cold and very windy with sunshine and showers, heavy in places, with snow over northern hills Showers will steadily ease but rain will reach the west later.

Temperatures

of 10C in London, 8C in Cardiff, 9C in Manchester, 8C in Belfast and 8C in Edinburgh.

Thursday is unsettled,

FRI:

Mixed bag

SAT:

Cloud and rain

SUN:

Some sun

THE US will not stand a chance against Russia and China should World War III break out, advanced warfare analysts have warned

Nonprofit global policy think tank RAND has been performing simulated war scenarios – often sponsored by the Pentagon – to test how American forces would fare against the world’s other leading military superpowers

Last week, RAND analysts revealed the US has suffered severe losses in these scenarios, despite spending ONE TRILLION dollars annually on the military, twice exceeding the spending of any other country

“In our games, when we fight Russia and China, ‘blue’ gets its ass handed to it,’ researcher David

Ochmanek explained at the Center for

a New American Security.

US forces are usually colour-coded blue in the simulations

Though hypothetical, the games warn the world order America has fought to protect for more than a century could be at risk

The simulated conflicts take place

in all five domains of battle – land, sea, air, space and cyberspace Accord to RAND, ‘red’ aggressor forces frequently burn US military bases to the ground, sink warships and take out cyber systems Robert Work, a former deputy secretary of defence and experienced war-gamer, explained that America’s

F-35 fighter (left) jet is the most

is vulnerable on the tarmac

He said: “It gets killed on the ground in large numbers.”

Work and Ochmanek both said China focus on cyberspace with

‘system destruction warfare’, which targets American communications satellites, command-and-control systems, and wireless networks.

YANKS ‘WOULD LOSE WW3’

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THE IRA ARE BACK!

OFFICERS investigating devices sent to addresses in London and Glasgow have confirmed a claim

of responsibility has been made

in the name of the “IRA”.

The Met and Police Scotland said similar packages were sent in the past by dissident Northern Ireland groups

Police also revealed that one package may be unaccounted for

The devices arrived on March 5 and 6

at Waterloo Station, buildings near Heathrow Airport, London City Airport and the University of Glasgow

A joint statement from Police Scotland and the Metropolitan Police yesterday said the claim of “IRA” responsibility was received on Monday by the Belfast-based Irish News, and that a recognisedcodeword was used

It added: “Given the packages received last week bore similarities to devices

sent in the past which were linked todissident groups associated with Northern Ireland-related terrorism, officers were already looking at this as a line of inquiry

“However, we continue to keep an open mind and enquiries continue

“We are also aware that those claiming responsibility have indicated five devices were sent At this time, only four have been recovered

“We continue to urge the public toremain vigilant and report anythingsuspicious to police.”

The parcel bomb incidents come almost

a year after MI5 downgraded the threat posed in Britain by Irish Republicans

It is currently classified as “moderate”, meaning attacks are possible, but not likely

In Northern Ireland, the risk is greater, exemplified by a car bomb detonating

RETURN: The old face of terror

(above) and bomb disposal

unit in Glasgow last week

DESTROYED:

ManchesterHorror as terror group claims

to be responsible for bombs

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Telly chiefs

to make celebrity micropub reality show

ARE?

RAUNCHY Nicki Minaj delighted fans

at a London concert when she asked

if there were any “sexy boys with a big penis” in the crowd.

The rapper (right), 36, was at the O2

Arena, for a bumper 36 song set-list.

Within minutes she was being wheeled around on a four poster bed before simulating masturbation to her

aptly titled song Feeling Myself.

She later put out the cock shout.

A fan said: “She’s hot.”

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ALE ABOARD: May, Megan, Michelle

and TOWIE’s Arg

GOOD BOOZE:

TV bosses have ale contest planned

By REX ROWLANDS

rex@sundaysport.co.uk

TELLY bosses are to combine two of modern life’s biggest obsessions – reality TV and booze – for what they reckon will

a ratings winner.

The new show will train two teams of celebs how to brew craft beer – and then pit them against each other flogging their ale in competing pop-up boozers

Comic

The new show, provisionally

called Celebrity BrewPub, is

hush-hush at the moment but it’s believed producers want ale fan James May to host it

A source close to theproduction crew said: “They’ve drawn up a wish list of possible contestants

“They’d love Michelle Keegan for her bar experience off

Coronation Street and Megan

Barton-Hanson for her big tits

“And for a bit of a comic turn,

they’d like Arg from TOWIE

He’d probably do something funny like fall in the tun of beer

as it was brewing

“All in all, it’s sure to be telly gold, if it gets the go-ahead.”

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THE Inbetweeners

Movie writer Damon

Beesley has revealed

effect in the film is

when James Buckley’s

alter ego Jay Cartwright

has his swimming

trunks pulled down –

because they needed to

use a STUNT COCK

Buckley was given a

“horrible c**k” for the

film after he annoyed

Beesley by refusing to

strip for the scene

A double had to be

found at the last

minute after James

would assume he had

exposed his own bits

In an interview he

said: “It was annoying

for us was because he’d

had the script for about

body shot of James but

someone with a much

more horrible coc k

superimposed Nobody

knows it’s not his I

had a little vicious

customers are seeking

compensation from the

defunct payday lender,

with administrators to the

firm expecting the number

to shoot up further.

Documents released by

the Treasury Committee

show that the number has

mushroomed from a

January estimate of

10,500 as more borrowers

sold unaffordable loans

come forward, chairwoman

Nicky Morgan was told.”

Wonga collapsed in

August after it was hit by

a surge in people making

compensation claims over

historical loans.

Mrs Morgan wrote to

corporate undertakers

Grant Thornton to ask

how the accountancy firm

intends to progress

outstanding complaints.

Its boss Dave Dunckley

responded saying that

they will set up a portal

for customers to make

claims directly online.

GAME OF THRONES EXCLUSIVE

‘I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been naked

‘Er, how many fingers do you have, Emilia?’

WITH just weeks to go until the start

of Game of Thrones season eight,

star Emilia Clarke has defended the level of nudity in the “tits and dragons” fantasy drama.

As fans eagerly await the final series

of the HBO classic, Emilia has denied it’s just a big ol’ nude fest

In the past the fantasy drama has sparked headlines over violence and nudity

Epic

And a scene involving Kit Harington’s bare bum was billed by some an ‘epic’

moment in the show’s history

But Emilia is defiant She stormed: “Kit’s ass, someone else’s ass, my ass, it doesn’t

matter! It’s not what the show is about,it’s not what any bit of acting is about

“As for my character, I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been naked

“I can talk about the importance of women

in this show until the cows come home It

of the industry as we see it, which is really vital and really important.”

Co-star Gwendoline Christie echoed Emilia’s sentiments and said her character, Brienne, ‘was defying gender norms andthe female perceptions that we have’ on TV thus far

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KERRY Katona admits

she sizes a man up by

wondering what face

he’d pull if they were

having sex

The mum-of-five let

slip the method on the

latest installment of

Celebs Go Dating.

When shown an

image of a potential

suitor by dating experts

Anna Williamson and

Paul Carrick Brunson,

Kerry squinted at the

photograph

Explaining what she

was doing, the Atomic

Kitten star (above), 39,

said: “Sometimes I try

imagining what they

look like when they’re

of face would he pull?”

But Kerry decided to

meet the man for the

E4 show, saying: “It’s a

picture A picture can

say 1000 words, but till

you meet somebody ”

On the date the man

– Giancarlo from

Romford, east London

– used phrases such as

“are you off to dump

your kids off at the

pool”, a euphemism for

taking a poo

Kerry declined to see

him again but said:

“I’ve not had sex in a

long, long time that’s

Kerry chooses

new fellas by

their ‘sex face’

THE date for the final

episode of long-running

sitcom The Big Bang

Theory has been announced.

U.S TV network CBS

said the last episode, an

hour-long special, will

arrive on May 16.

E4, which broadcasts

the programme in the UK,

will show it at a later date.

Jim Parsons, Kaley

Cuoco, Johnny Galecki,

Mayim Bialik, Melissa

Rauch, Simon Helberg,

and Kunal Nayyar star in

the show, which has been

one of the most popular

comedies on TV since it

launched in 2007.

The programme will end

after 12 seasons and 279

episodes, and will be the

longest-running

multi-camera series in

television history.

Last Big Bang

show date set

Fears for yob’s safety in hell jail

He will serve out hissentence in HMPBirmingham and prison guards have decided to keep him in the jail’s nonce wing to protect him from angry Aston Villa fans who may be out for revenge A source said: “Normally when a prisoner is this notorious, when they have done something

SOCCER thug Paul Mitchell will be forced

to live amongst paedophiles and rapists during his prison term over fears he will

be attacked in jail.

The Birmingham City fan, 27, was jailed for

14 weeks after he ran onto the pitch at the club’s St Andrews ground and punched rivals Aston Villa’s ace midfielder Jack Grealish

if we put him in with the general prisonpopulation there is a good chance he might not even get to see the week out

“The safest place for him is in the vulnerable

officially one of the worst prisons in the country, with violence and poor hygiene

Its last inspectionreported how it’s floors were littered with

“cockroaches, blood and

really horrible, they need protection

“This prick isn’texactly Ian Huntley but

prisoners’ wing He’s not a nonce but he’ll

be surrounded by them

“There will be a price

Experts say things have improved since but it is still one of the most dangerous prisons

Moron Mitchell faces a beating

in prison

MIDWEEK

NEWS EXCLUSIVEGREAL

SHAME:

But thug will pay price in

jail (right)

MIDWEEK

NEWS EXCLUSIVE

GREALISH THUG

‘WILL

BE KEPT

IN NONCE WING’

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JAMES Morrison says

it was a “blow” when

he was dropped by his

record label, but now

sees the setback as

“more positive than

negative”

The singer, 34, shot

to fame with hits You

Give Me Something

and Broken Strings.

But after releasing

four studio albums

with Universal Music,

including 2015’s Higher

Than Here, he was

dropped from the label

He is now releasing

new record You’re

Stronger Than You

Know on his own label,

Stanley Park Records

James (above) told

BBC Breakfast: “It’s

more positive to me

than negative

“At the start it was a

bit of a blow, but now

I’m doing it myself and

I feel a bit more

confident in the space

that I’m in

“I feel I’m being

supported a little bit

more in the right way

A TELLY ad for Sky Bet

has been banned for

suggesting players who

know a lot about sport

were more likely to

gamble successfully.

The ad, seen in August,

was narrated by football

presenter Jeff Stelling,

who said: “Spark your

sports brain and roll all

the possibilities into one

bet How big is your

Malcolm Hines, 58, was on the GreaterAnglia service after visiting his 104-year-old mother when he allegedly began to undress in front of passengers

He was arrested and escorted from the train at

NAKED TRAIN PLOP MAN

‘MAY HAVE HAD STROKE’

SLURRED SPEECH:

Hines

By COLIN HURST

news@sundaysport.co.uk

A CAT, a painting of The Last Supper and

45 pieces of fried chicken are among the strangest items left behind after journeys with Uber in the UK.

A MIDDLE-aged man spotted roaming the streets naked bar a pair

of glasses in -3C temperatures is being hunted by cops in Sapporo, Japan.

UBER LOSERS JAPA-FREEZE

Stratford station shortly before 6pm on February 15

Defending, Martin Lewis told Highbury Corner Magistrates’

Court: “It is an unusual case and there is no doubt he acted in this way

“He is on a traincoming into London from Southend, there are other people in the carriage

“The defendant is then seen taking offhis trousers anddefecating on the floor

Erratic

“British Transport Police attended atStratford and escorted him off the train

“His behaviour was erratic and he had to

be handcuffed

“The police hadconcerns about hisbehaviour, as it is very unusual, he was nottaking any medication

or under the influence

of drugs.”

Mr Lewis said Hines believes he was seriously ill at the time

“Mr Hines was feeling very unwell, he had bloated hands, one side

of his face was fallen and his speech was slurred

“He believes he may

have suffered a stroke.”Hines, who was said

to be a wealthy man, went to the Royal Free Hospital the day after the incident and isnow seeking private treatment to find the cause of his behaviour

Mr Lewis told the court: “It may be that something happened to the defendant that caused him to act in this way He is mortified

“He has no recollection and all he can remember

is having an argument with his mother’scarers

“He can remember getting on the train and then after he does not remember anything else

Mr Lewis asked the court to adjourn the hearing so Hines could have an MRI scan tosee if he had suffered any brain injury

Hines, of Maida Vale, west London, did not enter a plea to onepublic decency

He will next appear at Highbury Magistrates Court on April 29

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TELLY presenter Fern

Britton has revealed

the secret to her long

marriage to Phil

Vickery – sex is good

but so is a CUPPA!

Lifting the lid on

their bedroom life, the

former This Morning

host (above) told a

magazine: “Sex is

great, but a cup of tea

is great too

“There’s nothing

nicer than getting into

bed with a cuppa and

having a hug and a

chat – that’s love

“Lust is great, but

when you really love

someone and you trust

each other, and you’re

in bed together

drinking tea and

chatting, that’s a true

relationship.”

Fern, 61, met the

celebrity chef, 57, on

the set of Ready Steady

Cook in 1999 and they

married a year later

Fern admits that the

couple, who have been

married 19 years, have

“humdinger” rows but

let each other have

freedom

She said: “Yes, we

have humdingers, but

then we’re normal

“Anyway, that’s good

for the children to see.”

Fern: Sex is

great – but

so is a brew!

A WOMAN was taken to

hospital after suffering a

STROKE while receiving

ORAL SEX.

The 44-year-old, from

west London, passed out

as she was nearing

orgasm – and scans later

revealed a blood vessel

had burst inside her skull.

Despite only suffering a

“moderate” headache

when she came round,

she was rushed to A&E.

Medics didn’t directly

explain what caused the

stroke – but said changes

in blood pressure during

sex are “well-described”

as a cause of bursting

blood vessels.

The unnamed woman

was treated at West

Middlesex University

Hospital in Isleworth, in

the London borough of

Hounslow.

Her partner, whose sex

is unknown, noticed her

“body was stiff” while

performing oral sex on

her.

Woman who passed

out close to oral sex

orgasm ‘had stroke’

IS THIS THE BEST FOOTBALL TV

will give his all

to bring success to West Ham

RUNNING a top-flight football club is never going to be an easy job for anyone…

For a 19-year-old, it’s extraordinary

But Jack Sullivan is no ordinary teenager

Jack, the youngest son of West Ham owner and

Sport publisher David Sullivan, was appointed

managing director of West Ham United women’s team by his father in 2017

And Jack’s journey is the subject of a fascinating

BBC documentary series called Britain’s Youngest

What’s more, the teenager was also tasked with raisingthe profile of women’s football – a sport often sneered at by male fans

Mission

Jack, who lives inhis family’s £13million has the same doggedfather, one of the richest men in the UK

Jack tells the TVcameras: “I did workexperience all around West Ham I went around ticketing, retail, warehouse – that was instead of doing myA-Levels

“As soon as that year finished I said ‘Dad I want to do something, I want a task, a mission’

and that was to run the ladies, which I love I jumped in head first.”

It’s not been an easy

ride Dad David isconfident of his teenage son’s abilities to manage the women’s team, but some of the players themselves are unsure about his young age

A team membercomments during the show: “That is a bit young to be a director

he has good vision for the club to take theteam to the top.”

Britain’s Youngest Football Boss, screened

via the online-only BBC3 channel, is already a winner, attracting huge audiences

Impressed critics are calling it “Engaging

This is one of the best football documentary series ever.”

But the warmest words come from Jack’s brother, David Junior

He said: “I can’t speak highly enough of him,does manage to do it, arguably it could be one

of the most impressive things in football.”

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EVER

TEAM BUILDER: Jack has the full backing of experienced dad David

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NAKED PROTEST:

Stripping doc’s latest warning

By GRACE HOOPER

ANTI-Brexit boffin Dr Victoria Bateman took to Twitter again on Monday – in the buff, naturally –

to harangue MPs ahead

of last night’s crucial vote on Britain leaving the EU.

Dr Bateman took tocyberspace clad in her trademark birthday suit –

to warn that Brexit will leave Britain ‘Naked”

But critics noticed that the 39-year-old Doc’s MINGE was even hairier than usual

Storm

And many took to the web to suggest she got a minge-mow

David Fincher commented:

“She’s clearly not one to beat about the bush”, while Josamu scolded: “Shave at least.”

Others, though, defended the boffin’s badger-like snatch

One raged: “Calling forVictoria to shave her big bushy fanny is nothing more than misogynistic minge-shaming.”

The Cambridge University economics don has caused a storm recently by arguing in favour of Britain staying in the EU while stark naked

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SNOOP DOG’S BARKING GLAD A DOG that went viral after

footage of it being abandoned

was watched around the

world has found a new home.

The story of Snoop the Staffordshire bull terrier

began when the the animal

was dumped at the roadside

in Stoke-on-Trent on

December 17 last year.

CCTV footage of a man getting out of a car with the

dog on a lead before the pet

was abandoned was watched

millions of times after it

was released by the RSPCA.

The video showed the male dog then jumping up at the car’s window as the vehicle was driven off.

The animal’s plight went viral and thousands of potential owners – including US-based rapper Snoop Dogg – came forward offering to re-home the dog.

However, Snoop (left) now

has a place to call home – in the rolling Herefordshire countryside with new owner Laurence Squire – and is a

“regular” at the local pub.

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JOJO BARBIE

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AIR pollution is a bigger global KILLER than smoking.

A new study suggests that 8.8million deaths per

be attributed to dirty air – chiefly fine sooty particles pouring out of vehicle exhausts, factories and power plants.

Co-author Professor Thomas Munzel, from the University Medical Centre Mainz in Germany, said:

“To put this into perspective, this means that air pollution causes more extra deaths a year than tobacco smoking, which the World Health Organisation estimates was responsible for an extra 7.2million deaths in 2015.

“Smoking is avoidable, but air pollution is not.”

Air pollution was thought to have caused 64,000 deaths in the UK

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by child abuse officers who found guns andammunition in an underground bunker when they raided his farmhouse in Harrogate, N Yorks

He pleaded guilty to making indecent images and 11 firearms charges

Judge Andrew Stubbs said the “scale of the depravity” was hard to

understand

At York Crown Court, the judge added: “Your criminality was unearthed,

18 last year, when officers images of children

“One issue which is not forgotten is that real life people, and at the same time, real life sexual abuse beingcarried out on them.”

The “scale of thedepravity” that theimages depicted was hard for the public to understand, Judge Stubbs added

Extreme

Crossland, of Padside Green Farm, previously admitted three counts of between January 2011 and October 2018

The images found at his home – 34,612 of which were in the most extreme category A – were described by the Crown ProsecutionService as one of the largest known collections

in England and Wales

Officers executed a search warrant of his home and found SD

cards, USB sticks, DVDs, SIM cards, floppy disks, laptops, tablets and mobile phonescontaining the images

He “painstakinglycategorised” the pictures and some dated as far back as 1988

His undergroundbunker was fitted withhad an area for making ammunition

Crossland’s wife hadanswered the door when officers arrived, while

he was on a shooting holiday in Argentina

They found an “arsenal

of weapons” and about 24,000 rounds of ammo

He was arrested at Heathrow Airport onhis return

Crossland pleaded guilty to six charges of possessing prohibited firearms, two charges

of possessing firearms without the relevant certificate, two charges

of possessing ammunition without the relevant certificate, and one of possessing a shotgun without the relevant certificate

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JAILED: Gun nut Crossland

BUNKER: Officers raided his farmhouse

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The kinkster says she’s ready for a good

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porn-style, filthy sex every time.

Georgie, 26, from Guildford, Surrey, has

both nipples of her 32F boobies pierced.

More shockingly, she says a fella once

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tied up.

She said: “If it was up to me, I would have

sex seven or eight times a day I like the

feeling of being totally satisfied – to the point where you’re almost sore!

“I love ANYTHING kinky I love being tied

up to a bed and being seen to by a dominating man.

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“I sat and watched as this guy came over and removed my gag – and put his huge cock

in my mouth.

“I loved it, it was so sexy, it was just like being in a filthy porno.”

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A COUPLE who became intimate

in a mosque continued having sex in the street when they were thrown out by horrified worshippers, a court heard.

Rashaan Anderson-Williams,

24, and beauty consultant Selina Dellaverde, 40, had been out clubbing and were confronted by locals attending an early morning call to prayer at 6am

Paul Rattigan, prosecuting, told Blackfriars Crown Court: “They were caught laying in some sort of intimacy

in the mosque

“Many people were disturbed and they were quickly ejected from the mosque by worshipers

“They were asked to leave but then

but denied that there was any sexual intercourse.”

Adrian Lee, defending, said: “Mr Anderson-Williams was embarrassed,

“He knows his behaviour distressed other people by going into a mosque

It is not appropriate his three children see him in that particular light.” Judge John Hillen said the pair had been “completely irresponsible” and sentenced them to 80 hours’ community service along with costs of £150

He also banned them from entering pubs or clubs for three months

Anderson-Williams, of Enfield, and Dellaverde, of Islington, both admitted outraging public decency following the incident on January 6

(So they carried on outdoors)

began having sex in the street.”

The court was shown body cam footage from a police officer arresting the couple for having sex outside the Al-Nehar mosque in Islington, north London

Mr Rattigan said:

“They admitted to some sort of sexual intimacy

MIDWEEK

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SATURDAYS singer Una Healy is set to have her own show on the UK’s first national country music radio station The 37-year-old star

(above) will host a

weekend programme on Country Hits Radio The station launches next month and will play pop country music and the artists that cross over into the charts – with acts like Keith Urban, Kacey Musgraves and Carrie Underwood.

Una, who rose to fame

in 2008 as a member of the English-Irish girl group, said she’s become

a big fan of country She added: “When you look at the success of artists such as The Shires and Ward Thomas as well

as huge events like the Country 2 Country music festival, it’s clear there’s

a real audience for country music in the UK.

“It’s a genre I’ve fallen

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PUPIL A HEROIN-smoking teacher

will serve a lengthy spell behind bars after she admitted having a sexual relationship with an underage student

Raquel Spencer was jailed for 10 years after pleading guilty to sexual assault on the youngster

Spencer had been an English teacher at Northwest Whitfield High School in Whitfield County, Georgia, since 2013,

and was an assistant atcheerleading and girls’ track and field training

She was arrested in April

2018 after staff and students

at school noticed her behaving unusually and notified school officials

Spencer consented to a search and heroin was found in her locker

A day later, additional

DRUGS BUST:

Staff and students noticed Spencer behaving

charges were added when investigatorsdetermined Spencer was sexually involved with the student, who cannot be identified

Crazy

They had discovered evidence of themobile phone, but did not go into specifics

The Whitfield County Sheriff’s Office, North Georgia, said itsrevealed Spencer was involved in a sexual

relationship with the underage student for at least a year

Spencer must also serve 90 to 120 days in

a probation detention center – a minimumsecurity facility that provides counselling, life skills classescounselling

She will pay a £1,000 fine plus court costs, perform 300 hours of community service and observe all sex offender special conditions of probation

A charge against Spencer for possession

of a controlledsubstance was dropped

as part of a pleaagreement

One parent living in the area said: “This is crazy, the stuff ofnightmares

“It’s the type of thing that wouldn’t be out of place in a movie

“It’s bad enough that this woman was taking heroin into school and even using it while she was there

“But on top of that, we then discover she’s been being having sex with

a student

“It’s horrific.”

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A FAT perv wearing just

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LO VE Island scorcher Olivia

Attwood got cheekier than she ever has before – by undoing her baby pink bathrobe in an online semi-strip.

Revealing her ample cleavage and narrowly avoiding a nip slip on Instagram, the pretty 27-year-old stared into the camera lens seductively.

Olivia captioned the shot:

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CUTE Clare Richards is a massive fan of flashing her boobs – both in photo shoots and at CONCERTS!

The 32D beauty has lost count of the times festivalgoers have copped a look at her boobs.

The 25-year-old, from Wembley, north London, said: “Flashing my boobs makes

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We caught up with Jess Impiazzi and her

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A FLORIDA high

school baseball coach

and his wife have been

while they installed

a new scoreboard, to

replace one destroyed

by a recent hurricane

Coach Corey Crum

and a group of baseball

players and parents

were putting up the

scoreboard on Sunday

afternoon, said Liberty

County School board

member Kyle Peddle

Kyle said the coach

was in “some kind of

lift and he got into an

electrical line”

Mr Peddle, whose

son is also on the team,

said Mr Crum’s wife

Shana came to her

husband’s aid and was

also electrocuted

The couple died at

the scene

The couple’s son

Chase was also injured

Liberty County

sheriff’s officials said

in a Facebook post that

team members were

taken to the gym,

where grief counsellors

were available

Baseball pair

electrocuted

at kids’ game

MOTORISTS were stunned

to see a man wearing a

headband, pink socks

and a thong as he rode a

bicycle backwards.

“Only in Miami,” said

one incredulous driver,

who recorded the incident

over the weekend and

posted it on social media.

One Twitter user wrote:

“I’m not gonna lie, the

dude’s got skills.”

According to the Florida

Highway Patrol, riding a

or even allowing others

an attempt to change it for him.

He once famously said:

“In my life, all I have is

my word and my balls,and I do not break themfor nobody.”

Capone spent just seven years as a mob boss inhelped change the criminal and political landscape of the United States forever

The most famous hitattributed to him – but one he never admitted – happened

on February 14, 1929

Shot

On that day, a mob member called Frank Gusenberg was rushed to the hospital

As soon as he had beenstabilised, cops arrived to question him as to how hehad sustained the 14 gunshot wounds that brought him in – and, most importantly, who had shot him

“No one shot me,” hereplied

Just three hours later,Gusenberg was dead

He thus became thefinal victim of a highlyorchestrated crime, Chicago’s

most infamous mob hit, which would come to be known

as the St Valentine’s Day Massacre

The hit had been carefully planned and executed bynotorious mobster Capone, to eliminate a rival gang boss, George “Bugs” Moran

Bugs was a bootlegger and rival of Capone’s, whodistributed his illegal liquor from a warehouse onChicago’s North Side

Though no one was ever convicted of the crime, the consensus is that Caponeorchestrated it to simply get Bugs out of his way

Moran had been working

on procuring a shipment of stolen Canadian whiskey, an already heavily invested in

Those who believe Capone orchestrated the murders point out that the two mob bosses had had plenty ofterritory disputes andBugs’ determination to take over Capone’s suppliers

Hit

The theory is that Capone lured Bugs to a warehouse, under the guise of readyingand hit his rival before he knew what happened

Around 10.30am on that February day, four men raided Bugs’ Lincoln Park warehouse

Two were dressed as police officers and armed with

submachine guns, the other two wore suits, ties, overcoats and hats

Inside the warehouse were five of Bugs’ men, along with two car mechanics

The last to arrive wasAlbert Weinshank, whosearrival signalled to thearmed men to carry out the raid

As Weinshank exited his Cadillac on the street and made his way into thewarehouse, he was accosted

by two police officers, who forced him inside

Believing he and his fellow gangsters were beingarrested, they lined up against the wall, their backs

to the police, all remaining

silent so as not to out their boss

As soon as the men were

in line, the police officersplainclothes men waiting outside, armed with thesubmachine guns

Before Bugs’ men knew what hit them, the armed men opened fire, emptyingmagazine and a 50-round drum into the men

Mistake

They continued shooting even after all seven men had hit the floor

The men dressed as officers then escorted the assassins out of the building, under the guise of arresting them

They then fled the scene, remaining unidentified to this day

All seven of Bugs’ men

By JUSTIN DUNN

‘When he found out three

of his men were rats, Capone beat them to

a pulp with a baseball bat’

OUR SERIES ON GANG BOSSES ENDS WITH THE MOST FAMOUS NAME OF ALL

THIS month marks the 90th anniversary of history’s most famous mob hit – the St Valentine’s Day massacre.

Seven men were gunned down in broad daylight after being lured

to a garage in Chicago’s North Side expecting to take part in a bootlegging deal.

Instead, they were found lying on the garage’s blood-soaked floor side by side, victims of a ruthless battle between two gangs.

Legendary gangster Al Capone has always been assumed to have been behind the slaughter of seven rivals, but to this day no one has ever actually claimed responsibility.

silent so as not to out their

most infamous mob hit, which would come to be known

PART SIX

CAGED: Capone was held

in the infamous Alcatraz maximum security prison

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died, six instantly and Frank Gusenberg later that day

But the original target,Bugs Moran, was neverinjured

In fact, he had never even made it to the warehouse

The assassins had made

a mistake when AlbertWeinshank, roughly the same height and build as Moran,arrived dressed in an identical outfit to the man

It wasn’t until after themassacre, when Bugs made a Capone, that it was realised that he was still alive

The ensuing investigation focused primarily on Capone and his affiliate, the Purple Gang

Despite two eyewitnesses and several identifications, most of the public believed what the killers wanted them

to – that the attack had been

carried out by the police as a scare tactic

One man, Fred Burke, a known associate of Capone’s, was arrested years later for a separate crime and found to be

in possession of the guns that were used in the massacre

Burke denied involvement with the crime

Capone was later arrested for his many other crimes and spent 11 years in prison

No matter the case, there’s

no doubt that the hit carried Capone’s distinct style

He once infamously killed three of his own associates after learning they were

planning to betray him

During a charade concocted for their benefit, Capone staged an argument with a trusted bodyguard in front of two of his wise guys and then slapped the guard, who ran from the room

Both of the men tracked him down and fatally offered to bring him in on their plans

After confirmation of the treachery, an elaborate ruse was developed to get rid ofthe plotters

At the climax of a dinner thrown in their honour,Capone produced a baseball bat and beat the three men within an inch of their lives, before two or three gunmen stepped in to finish the job

Capone was public enemy number one, but because ofand politicians, authorities struggled to pin him down

Finally, in 1931, two years after the massacre, he was prosecuted for tax evasion

During a highly publicised case, the judge admitted as evidence Capone’s admissions

of his income and unpaid taxes during prior negotiations to pay the government taxes he owed

He was convicted andsentenced to 11 years in prison

After conviction, he replaced his defence team with experts

in tax law, and his grounds for appeal were strengthened by

a Supreme Court ruling, but his appeal ultimately failed

Dementia

Capone showed signs of syphilitic dementia early in his sentence and becameincreasingly debilitated before being released after eight years of incarceration

On January 25, 1947, aged just 48, Capone died of

a stroke

He took the truth about the

St Valentine’s Day massacre

to his grave

‘When he found out three

of his men were rats, Capone beat them to

a pulp with a baseball bat’

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OUR SERIES ON GANG BOSSES ENDS WITH THE MOST FAMOUS NAME OF ALL

found out three men were rats, ,

men were rats beat them to

with a baseball bat’

died, six instantly and Frank carried out by the police as a planning to betray him

SLAUGHTERED:

Victims of the Day Massacre

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throttles carol singing van driver

A VAN passenger was arrested after cops say he CHOKED the driver because he was singing Christmas carols in March.

Clayton Lucas, 25, told police he began to strangle the driver because he was singingfestive songs and refused to stop

Police responded around 9am to a car parked along Route 28 in East Deer, Pittsburgh, for what they understood to be a

medical emergency

A state trooperspotted the Chrysler Town and Countryminivan parked on the hard shoulder, with two men on the other side

of the guide rail

Drugs

The victim told the trooper that Lucas reached around his seat while he was driving and began choking him

Police said Lucas would not listen when the state trooper tried

to handcuff him

After several verbal commands, he ended up having to sweep Lucas’s legs from under him

The victim told the trooper he was singing Christmas songs As a

result, Lucas tried to choke him to make him stop singing

It is not known which carols the driver was singing – or why – but sources claim drugs or alcohol may have been involved

The victim said Lucas restricted the air and blood from around his neck to the point hewas about to pass out.Afterwards, his neck was red and his eyes were bloodshot

Lucas (above) faces

charges of aggravated assault, simple assault, arrest and disorderly conduct

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20 March 13, 2019

A WOMAN has been accused of deliberately cutting off

her hand with a CIRCULAR SAW for an insurance claim.

The 21-year-old and a relative are still in custody and

face up to eight years in jail if convicted.

The woman, who recently took out injury insurance,

stood to gain £340,000 in compensation plus monthly

payments of £2,600 from the policy.

Four members of the family, who said she had injured

herself while sawing branches, were held then released.

Police say the group deliberately cut the woman’s

hand above the wrist at their home in Ljubljana, Slovenia.

The group left the severed hand behind rather than

bring it to hospital – to make the disability permanent –

but medics recovered it in time to sew it back on.

Woman saws off hand for compo

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A WOMAN has been accused of deliberately cutting off

for an insurance claim.

The 21-year-old and a relative are still in custody and

The woman, who recently took out injury insurance,

stood to gain £340,000 in compensation plus monthly

Four members of the family, who said she had injured

herself while sawing branches, were held then released.

Police say the group deliberately cut the woman’s

hand above the wrist at their home in Ljubljana, Slovenia.

The group left the severed hand behind rather than

bring it to hospital – to make the disability permanent –

Woman saws off hand for compo

BRITAIN’S

BIGGEST

SEX LIES !

THE 10 biggest sex lies told by both men

and women have been revealed.

Women’s most popular lie is to reduce the real

number of men they have slept with

More than half of women (52 per cent) said they

had cut the real figure of their past lovers when

lover or friends

Men’s most popular lie was to deny ever cheating

on a previous partner

Four out of 10 men (44 per cent) said they hidden

previous infidelity because they were worried it

would put off a new lover

The results are in a new survey of 2,000 men and women, split evenly between the sexes, bythe UK’s leading dating site for married people

The second biggest female sex lie was to fake an orgasm – 46 per cent of women have done this

Masturbate

In third place was saying ‘I love you’ when they don’t really mean it followed by lying to friends about how much sex they’re having with

a new partner

The second biggest male sex lie was denying they ever watch porn, chosen by 42 per cent of male respondents, and third was saying they rarely masturbate (36 per cent)

In fourth place was telling a white lie about

a woman looking great

of past lovers – butunlike women, 28 per cent of men are likely to increase rather thandecrease their total

IllicitEncounters.com spokesman Christian Grant said: “Both sexes like to tell sex lies but it

is interesting to discover just how different those lies are.”

1 Reducing the real

number of men they

have slept with

2 Faking an orgasm

3 Saying I love you

when I don’t mean it

4 We have sex all the

8 The sex was great!

9 I don’t enjoy porn

4 You look great!

5 Increasing the real

number of women they

have slept with

6 I usually last a lot

longer

7 Saying I love you

when I don’t mean it.

8 The sex was great!

9 I just want to sleep

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secret passion – she loves to have sex outdoors, preferably when there’s a risk of being caught!

The 23-year-old 32C Leicester babe said: “I remember once an old boyfriend of mine and I went for a Sunday afternoon stroll along a canal bank.

“It was a really hot summer’s day and we were both soon feeling really horny.

“I took his hand and led him into some bushes near the canal bank and

we started to undress each other.

“I could feel his cock stiffening with excitement and I was ready to take it all I was that moist.

“I decided I’d tease him by giving him a blowjob first.

“He was nearly ready to explode when a party boat with a bunch of lads drinking beer went past and they caught sight of us.

“The cheers could be heard for miles And we didn’t disappoint them

my face covered in my fella’s juice.”

Boozer mistook his own vomit for blood

A DRUNK got behind the wheel

of his car after he mistook his own vomit for blood and feared someone had been murdered.

Darren Wharton pleaded guilty to drink-driving his Volkswagen Golf when he appeared before JPs

Wharton, 44, was found to be nearly double the legal limit when he drove after drinking with work colleagues in Workington, Cumbria, on December 9

Diane Jackson, prosecuting, told the town’s magistrates: “The defendant was staying at the Washington Central Hotel following a work night out He believed he saw blood all over the bed.”

The court heard that Wharton then left his room, became “agitated” and decided he needed to get

away from the hotel

“He believed that he’dwitnessed a murder,”

Ms Jackson added

Lager

Wharton climbed into his car and drove a short distance Then hepolice, the court heard

When they arrived he urged them to check the his hotel room

Ms Jackson said:

“They discovered that what he believed to be blood was his vomit, which was red

“He said to the officer:

‘What an idiot, I’ll lose

my job for this’

“When interviewed,

he said he’d had several pints of lager and didn’t remember going to bed

“He panicked because

By ROY DURRIDGE

SCENE OF NO CRIME: Hotel

he believed there was blood everywhere.”

Wharton’s defence, Chris Toms, asked the District Judge to take into account that he had believed there was an emergency

He told the court: “It was a matter of a panic

He said he called police because he thought there was a greater crime going on He thought that someone had been hurt.”

Wharton, of Carlisle, Cumbria, was banned from driving for 18 months and fined £500

A 91-YEAR-OLD was among 18 men suspected of

seven-hour anti-hooker effort.

During the operation, undercover female police officers posed as prostitutes to lure the men, but were stunned that the OAP was among those snared

Several “Johns” who saw the officers reportedly pulled over looking to buy sex in Pomona, California, only to get their collars, not their penises, felt.

Man, 91, snared by ‘hookers’

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A BENT copper forced

women to have sex

with him under threat

of arrest, pressured

others to help cover

up crimes and lied to

investigators when he

said he’d never had

sex with prostitutes

Vice squad Officer

Andrew Mitchell, 55,

was arrested and

charged with witness

arresting two different

women and forcing

them to have sex before

he released them

Later, during the

federal investigation,

Mitchell lied when he

told the FBI he’d never

had sex with a hooker,

since Mitchell knew

“he has had sex with

numerous prostitutes,

including having paid

women money for sex”,

said the indictment

Mitchell plans to

fight the charges and

enter a not guilty plea,

his attorney said

‘Bent’ vice cop

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Queen wouldn’t give

Sylvester Stallone

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The Fake Taxi porn firm is one of Britain’s most successful adult film makers and hasshot scenes with legends like Georgie Lyall and Michelle Thorne getting rogered senseless

The premise starts with an

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And that means when they then take a huge cock in all their holes they are filmed from every angle

But now the original taxi from the series is up for sale

Sadly, it had to be withdrawn from eBay after it was revealed the sellers hadn’t cleaned all the

spunk off the back seats

A source said: “This is a piece

of history and the lucky new owner will able to revel in the fact that more jizz has been spilled

in that cab than any other vehicle

in history

Annoyed

“We’re a bit annoyed that itwas taken off eBay but we’ve gotlots of people interested and are now working on a final sale

“Unfortunately, despite the huge historical interest,the National Trust weren’t interested in taking it off our hands

“Ah well…their loss!”

STARLETS: Georgie

(right) and Michelle

have both shagged

in the famous cab

By NICKY ADAMS

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TELLY viewers were shocked when actress

Katherine Kelly was seen FINGERING her

MINGE in public

The former Coronation Street star’s character in

new ITV drama Cheat writhed in pleasure as

she performed a solo sex act in a toilet cubicle at

the university where

she works

In the graphic scene,

lecturer Leah is caught

out as she fantasises

about a male colleague

Leah, who is trying for

a baby in her unhappy

marriage with Adam,

thinks she’s alone when

she gets a over-excited

After walking into the

toilets, she imagines

that her hunky colleague

Stephan has walked into the room and started kissing her

Things get amorous in the fantasy as he pins her up against the wall and shoves his hands down her trousers while kissing her neck

Leah breathes heavily

as she gives herself over

to the pleasure as it’s alone in the cubicle

The camera then cuts

to the sinks outside, where Leah has left her bag and ID badge, and washing their hands

Leah stops when she hears the tap running, aware that she’s been caught mid-wank

The four-part drama series, which continues tonight, featured

a number of sex scenes in its first episode

But some viewers seemed embarrassed

by the on-screen action

One said: “Thought this would be good for

me and mum but 5 mins

in someone’s wanking!”

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