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They’re not books, they’re DVDs About 120 pages
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It’s an ipad made
of trees, son
Match up the parts of the jokes
a) A cloud b) Because there’s nobody else to wag it c) He said, ‘Damn !’
d) To get to the other side, of course ! e) Put it on my bill !
f) Because they taste funny.
g) shopkeeper said, ‘Why the long face ?’
h) Nothing, it just waved
1)Why did the chicken cross the road ?
2) A horse walked into a shop and the
3) I am a nobody and nobody is perfect
4) What did the fish say when he swam into the wall ?
5) What do you call a sheep with no legs ?
6) What did the ocean say to the beach ?
7) Always remember that you are unique
8) What did the duck say when it bought lipstck ?
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Juliet! Woof!
What is a cat’s
Purrrrple
Why does my computer keep sneezing?
I’m reading a book
on anti-gravity
I’m going to turn you into a
handsome prince
Because it’s got a virus
I bet you can’t put
it down!
But I am a
female frog!
What do you call a long line
of giraffes?
What do you call
a lady bookworm?
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Miss Paige Turner
Because their feet smell!
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