Rabbit rages over wreckage.By A.. Hack A giant girl believed to be named Alice has caused a massive amount of damage to the cottage of The White Rabbit.. The chaos erupted yesterday whe
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By A Hack
A giant girl believed to be named Alice has caused a massive amount of damage to the cottage of The
White Rabbit The chaos erupted yesterday when
Alice was sent to fetch the rabbit's gloves the cause of this enormous outrage has yet to be understood.
Onlookers were amazed to see the house sprout a pair of arms and legs One witness who wishes to remain anonymous said that he had been happily dozing
in a teapot when the sound of splitting timbers rudely shook him awake
It is believed the girl has been greedily guzzling great amounts to cause such a sudden spurt of growth
When asked about the terrible damage to his perfect property Mr W Rabbit
replied, "I'm late! I'm late!" and dashed away distraught
The Queen has taken a very dim view of this home-wrecker and declares, "Off with her head!"
The whereabouts of the miscreant remain a mystery However, a tiny girl seen fleeing the scene did offer an apology
House has unwanted extension