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Chuck Norris Jokes read ‘em and write ‘em Now- if you’ve got enough courage- complete these Chuck Norris jokes..  Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice!.  Chuck Norris can hear s

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Chuck Norris Jokes

read ‘em and write ‘em

Now- if you’ve got enough courage- complete these Chuck Norris jokes.

 If at first you don’t succeed _

 Chuck can lead a horse to water

 Dinosaurs are extinct because

 Chuck Norris is the reason

 Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark - _

 Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch- _

 When you say no one is perfect, _

 Chuck Norris once ate

 Only Chuck can prevent _

 Chuck Norris is the only person who can _

 Chuck Norris can speak

 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice!

 Chuck Norris can hear sign language

 If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble- you will win forever!

 Time waits for no man Unless that man is Chuck Norris

 Chuck Norris’ house has no doors -– only walls he walks through

 Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

 Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in one day

 Chuck Norris makes onions cry

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