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Take Me To Your Heart

Hiding from the rain and snow

Trying to forget but I won't let go

Looking at a crowded street

Listening to my own heart beat

So many people all around the world

Tell me where do I find someone like

you girl

[Chorus]

Take me to your heart take me to your

soul

Give me your hand before I'm old

Show me what love is - haven't got a

clue

Show me that wonders can be true

They say nothing lasts forever

We're only here today

Love is now or never

Bring me far away

Take me to your heart take me to your

soul

Give me your hand and hold me

Show me what love is - be my guiding

hello

I've been alone with you Inside my mind

And in my dreams I've kissed your lips

A thousand times

I sometimes see you Pass outside my door Hello!

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted And my arms are open wide Because you know just what to say And you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much

I love you

scarborough fair

Are you going to scarborough fair Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme Remember me to one who lives there She once was true love of mine

Tell her to make me a cambris shirt Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme Without no seems nor needles work Then she’ll be a true love of mine

Tell her to find me an acre of land Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme Between the salt water and the sea stands

Then she’ll be a true love of mine

Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather

Parsley, sage, rose-mary and thyme And gather it all in a bench of leather

It's easy take me to your heart

Standing on a mountain high

Looking at the moon through a clear

blue sky

I should go and see some friends

But they don't really comprehend

Don't need too much talking without

saying anything

All I need is someone who makes me

wanna sing

Sealed with a kiss

Though we gotta say goodbye for the

summer

Darling.I promise you this I’ll send you

all my love everyday in a letter, sealed

with a kiss

Guess it’s gonna be a cold lonely

summer

But I’ll fill the emptiness,I send you all

my dreams ev’ry day in a letter, sealed

with a kiss

Ref: I’ll see you in the sunlight

I’ll hear your voice ev’ry where

I’ll run to tenderly hold you

But darling,you won’t be there

I don’t want to say goodbye, for the

summer

Knowing the love we will miss

Oh, let us make a pledge to meet in

september

Then she’ll be a true love of mine

Say you will

Say you will, say you will be mine

I just keep missing you tonight

I feel so unsure, I feel so alone

I just don’t dare to open my eyes

Into deep, going in to deep

I can’t get you out of my mind Baby no matter just how hard I try

I don’t want tobe alone tonight

Won’t you be my guiding light Lead the way tobe by your side Won’t you be my star tonight

I need more than a noon light

Right here waiting for you

Oceans apart, day after day, and I slowly go insane I here your voice on the line, but it doesn’t stop the pain I see you next you never How can we say forever?

Ref: whatever you go,whatever you do

I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it take, or how my heart breaks

I will be right here waiting for you

Over and over

I never dare to reach for the moon, I never thought I’d know heaven so soon

I couldn’t hold to say how I feel, joy in

my heart, no words can reveal

Ref: over and aver I’ll whisper your

And sealed with a kiss

Million scarlet roses

Once here lived a young painter

Who owned pictures and nice house

He was in love with an actress

Who very much loved flowers

Once day he sold all he own

Sold all pictures with cottage

And with the memory he owned

He bought the whole sea of roses

Million, million, million scarlet roses

From window, from window, from

window she admireed

Who’s able, Who’s able, Who’s able to

love serious

From your dear my whole life, gave for

you turn into roses

Forever

I stand alone in the darkness

Winter of my life came so fast

Memories go back to my childhood

Today I still recall

Oh how happy I was there

There was no sorrow there was no pain

Walking through the green fields

Sunshine in my eyes

Ref:I’m still there every where

I’m the dust in the win

I’m the star in the northern sky

I never stayed enywhere

I’m the wind in the trees

Would you wait for me forever?

name Over and over I’ll kiss you again

I see the light of love in your eyes Love is forever, no more goodbye

Caravan of life

What can you say when see it all hust slip away, wasting up opportunities a change when begin but you wouldn’t play All you had to do was ask.it’s quicly give me the time to spend Everything is shown, to see how the years fly by

Ref: things are not a world to thing,ther’s nothing that can matter change You get the second change too see This is good one way, you can’t can’t change the day gone by It doen’t matter how you try Watch the hand of time not shown, and see the caravan of life go by…

Lawer and producer of eraser

A young man said to his friend :

- my father earns his living from the

other bodies

Kind – hearted

The bus stopped and an old man stepped inside a young man stood up hurrily and gave up his seat to the old

His friend asked:

- is your father a lawer?

- No he isn’t

- What’s your father?

- My father produces eraser

The effect of music

The young wife was playing the violin,

her husban painfully said:

- will you please stop playing violin

I’ll buy a new skirt for you

- I don’t loke a new skirt I want to

have a diamond ring

The wife replied and continued playing

violin The husband stopped his ears

with the hands and said:

I agree buying a diamond ring for you,

please stop it at once

Fear

After weeding, the young husband said

to his wife :

- let’s fire all bills of our weeding.

His wife was surprised:

- why do we have to do it ?

the husband replied:

- I fear that our son will read them and

dare not marry

Ours

After weeding,the young wife said to

her husband:

- from today, don’t say this is mine,

that is yours Everything is ours Do

you hear what I am saying? What

are you doing?

- I’m shaving(cao) our beard(rau) –

replied the husband

The only first time

man Every one commended the young man :

- he is very kind – hearted

but another young man said:

- I don’t think it! Do you know who

that old man? He is that young man’s future father – in – law

The optimun(toi uu) street

The young girl compained to her lover:

- we have loved each other for three years Why have you led me walking along the only on street? It’s too dull! Her lover laughed and replied:

- I can not do any thing that is better

Excuse me! But it is the only street

in the city where there is no shop

Associate(lien tuong)

A rich man invited his friend coming to his house to have dinner In the middle

of meal, he said to his guest:

- looking you when you are eating, I suddenly associate to a famous man The guest asked:

- whom do you associate to?

The owner replied:

- saint GIONG

in the park

walking in the park, a clever boy asked

is friend:

- when kissing each other, why the

girl closed her eyes but the boy opened his ones? Do you know it? The friend replied:

- the boy opened his eyes to look after his bike because in the park, sometimes, there are also thieves

- it’s the only first time when I and

my wife agree with each other to do

the same thing

- what do you and your wife agree to

do?

- Divorce !

Although

The father said to his daughter:

Why don’t you lead your boy friend to

meet me?

His daughter replied:

- I invited him to come our home but he

said “it isn’t neccesary! Although your

father is ugly and fastidious(kho tinh), I

love you too”

Strange thing

A boy said to his friend :

- my young sister is ten years old but

she can speak English rather well

The friend smiled and replied:

- it isn’t strange thning When my

family came to London I met a little

girl who was about five years old

but she spoke English like wind

Very poor

A rich woman said to her son:

- my dear son, don’t boast that our

family is rich when you are at school It

is not good Your friends will hate you

if you are haughty(tu dac)

Following his mother’s advice, the boy

said to his friends at school:

- my family is very poor, the butler

(quan gia) is very poor, my father’s

driver is very poor, four servants are

very poor, the gardener is very poor,

Other example

In the grammar lesson, the teacher explained:

- the noun is the word that points the

name of man, animal, thing… Cuong, give me an example about noun

Cuong stood up and replied:

- Teacher, a cat

- Well, Hung, give me another

example

Hung stood up and answered:

- Teacher, another cat

Be plundered(bi cuop)

In the methematical hour, the teacher asked a student:

- why do you go to school late?

- I’m late bacuse I was plundered on

the way to school

Teacher and all students looked at the boy worrily

- what did you lose?- asked the

teacher

- I lose my mathematical exercise

notebook, Teacher

Intelligent

- Ti, a number multiplies(nhan)

elevan, how do you calculate most quickly?

- Too easy! Use the computer.

Birthday

Her mother asked her son who is ten

years old :

- In your birthday, do you want I

make a cake with ten candles?

The boy smiled:

- mammy, make ten cakes with one

candles for me

Tense of verb

In the English grammar lesson, the

teacher asked: - what are the simple

past tense and the simple future tense of

“MARRY”?

A student answer: - Teacher, “LOVE”

and “DIVORCE”

Bear a baby

A little girl said to her father, a widower(nguoi goa vo): - Daddy, bear a baby for me playing with

The father laughed and replied:

- I can’t my dear daughter.

The little girl was surprised:

- why can’t you? Please try it one

time You are too lazy!

Give is better than receive

A glib (lem linh) said to his father :

- Daddy, is give better than receive?

- yes, it’s very exactly!

- if so, will you give me five dollars