AMANDA’S HOUSE—AFTERNOON Thomas sits on his trusty 1940 Schwinn Classic bicycle, his brown-bag lunch sits in the plastic basket hanging above the front tire.. DEAD LETTER OFFICE—AFTERNOO
Trang 1AMANDA (V.O.)
My dearest Joshua As always, I miss you with everything I am
EXT AMANDA’S HOUSE—AFTERNOON
Thomas sits on his trusty 1940 Schwinn Classic bicycle, his brown-bag lunch sits in the plastic basket hanging
above the front tire A speedometer and mileage counter are attached to the handlebars, and two “U.S Postal”
saddlebags hang from the seat Thomas takes a bite out
of his sandwich, his eyes never leaving Amanda’s front door
AMANDA (V.O.) Christmas is coming, as it tends to do each year, and I am still in solitude This time of year holds
no joy, only loneliness
Amanda stands on her front porch, completely unaware
of Thomas’s watchful eyes She is trying to hang a
wreath on her door, but just can’t seem to get it
AMANDA Darn it!
Thomas looks on with an aching love Her frustration is not hers alone He cringes as she tries and fails
STEVE, another mailman, comes walking down the
sidewalk Thomas jumps at the sound of his voice
STEVE Hey, Tom Whatchya doin’?
Thomas quickly glances at Amanda His foot kicks the
pedal
THOMAS
I was was just eatin’ my sandwich, here
STEVE Awful far for lunch ain’t it?
THOMAS
I was just, here, on the route
Trang 2Aw yeah, I didn’t think you delivered here no more
THOMAS
I, ah, yeah, I had myself transferred to the office
STEVE The office?
Thomas starts the bike in motion
THOMAS
It was good seeing you, Steve
Steve smiles uncertainly
STEVE Yeah, you too
Thomas makes like a tree
Amanda finally hangs her wreath and, with a last glance, walks inside and closes the door
The wreath hangs as a delicate symbol of Christmas, then falls to the ground with a loud SMASH
CUT TO: INT DEAD LETTER OFFICE—AFTERNOON
Thomas sits reading the last of Cyrano The brown-bag lunch finished and crumpled in front of him Chuck appears from the back of the room
He holds up a very tacky, see-through negligee
CHUCK Deb’s secret Santa gift What do you think?
Thomas looks up from his readings
THOMAS You bought that?
CHUCK Naw, it was in the back Package didn’t have a return address Saved myself five bucks
Trang 3I guess it’s the thought that counts
CHUCK Damn right What’d you get for your ole’ lady?
THOMAS
Oh, I I wouldn’t even know what to She deserves more than I could give her
Chuck shoves his lacy gift in a drawer and begins to
throw letters into their appointed boxes
CHUCK Still haven’t talked to her, huh?
THOMAS
Uh, not yet
Chuck faces Thomas
CHUCK Fupper, you gotta take the bull by the balls
He crumples the letter he is holding into a ball
CHUCK This Stevie Wonder, secret lover crap has gone on for much too long
THOMAS It’s still too early
CHUCK It’s been two years! She writes to her dead husband for God sakes; you can’t tell me she doesn’t need a friend
THOMAS
I don’t want to rush it
Chuck shrugs his shoulders
Trang 4CHUCK Hey, it’s your day at the track, but if you ask me,
no one likes to bet on a horse that shows
The SOUND of Thomas’s bicycle
CUT TO: EXT AMANDA’S HOUSE
Thomas sits on his bike across the street straightening his bow tie A suit that appears to be one size too small rests on his bony frame A single daisy sits in his basket
THOMAS Hello, my name is Thomas Fupper I’m a mailman
at the uh, post office, and I’ve been reading
He takes a deep breath, smoothes his eyebrows, grabs the flower, and dismounts his bike
EXT AMANDA’S FRONT WALK Thomas approaches the cement walkway
THOMAS Hello, my name is Thomas Fupper I’ve been
I mean I work at the Dead Letter Office Thomas’s footsteps falter His last remaining words sink in, and he halts, his foot near the edge of the path He stares as if seeing the house for the first time
Go! Go, Goddammit! Nothing Thomas wilts, he can’t go through with it He gingerly lays the daisy down on the cement slab of the walkway He retraces his steps, a beaten man Thomas speeds away just as Amanda rounds the corner and comes to her walkway A daisy
She picks up the abandoned flower and looks around No one Must have fallen out of a bunch She moves toward her house, cradling the flower
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The daisy sits in a glass on Amanda’s T.V dinner stand She’s eating a Swanson frozen dinner “Beef Surprise.”
The television blares some nonsensical movie of the
week, in which Amanda is deeply involved
We PULL OUT to reveal a set of men’s clothing neatly
laid out as if someone was sitting there Beside the suit
is a small child’s outfit, propped under the invisible
man’s arm It looks like a normal family at rest, minus the family Amanda reaches over and takes the empty
sleeve in her hand, as if taking the arm of a loved one
A distracted smile remains on her face
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INT THOMAS’S APARTMENT—NIGHT
The dingy little room is lit by a single lightbulb hanging from the cracked ceiling Thick, floral print wallpaper
clings to the sheet rock A Charlie Brown Christmas tree slouches in the corner
A picture of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dancing in the snow is taped to the wall
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer laments from the
television
Thomas sits in an overstuffed armchair (The next
sequence of shots will be done as we dolly behind
Thomas’s head.) He raises a cup of cider to his lips
Drinks Lowers the cup
Drinks again The cup disappears from sight He raises his hand and places a gun in his mouth
Christmas lights blink The steel barrel knocks against
his teeth A tear rolls down his sallow cheek Rudolph
Thomas yanks the gun out of his mouth and sinks down onto the orange shag rug The gun slips from his
fingers
GRAPHIC MATCH:
INT DEAD LETTER OFFICE—DAY
A child’s drawing of Santa lying in a pool of blood Below,
in the hand writing of an eight-year-old, are the words:
SANTA LIES
Trang 6Chuck shakes his head as he examines it.
CHUCK Merry Christmas Jesus
Thomas sorts through hundreds of letters Boss comes busting in More letters, and he’s not pleased
BOSS
I wish I was packing If I was packing, I’d blow some heads clear off their necks
Thomas gingerly takes the sacks from his boss Resigned
to being unarmed, Boss sinks into a chair
BOSS
At least it’s the last day of this holiday horseshit
CHUCK That’s more in the spirit, Boss
BOSS You can suck my spirit
Chuck drops his bag and faces Boss
CHUCK Now, did the good man from the North Pole person really piss in your Corn Flakes? Or does being an ass hole just die hard?
BOSS You have a problem with me, Mr Slates?
CHUCK
In fact I do Tom and I were wondering why people like you find it necessary to puke on everybody else’s parade?
BOSS This true, Fupper?
Thomas looks up, dazed
Trang 7THOMAS Yeah, sure
CHUCK You’d think you were the only guy ever to get his ass kicked by a holiday
Boss stands up
BOSS You want to know the last time I ever celebrated Christmas? December 24, 1959 That’s the last time my mother ever brought home a stinking pair
of orange jogging pants Every year she’d come home from that stinkin’ pants factory and every year she’d have that brown paper package Three pairs of extra-large orange jogging pants You know what that does to a kid, havin’ to go back after every Christmas break wearin’ oversized, polyester orange pants Let me tell you, it teaches you that Christmas good tidings don’t last much past the twenty-fifth of the month
Thomas and Chuck stand silent
BOSS
So I decide I’m not gonna do it no more, not this year She walks in with this big ham-hock-eatin’ grin
on and hands me that package I flung that orange bomb so hard across the room I could hear it tearin’
in mid-flight, “I’m not wearin’ those fuckin’ orange pants no more!!! I hate ‘em and I hate you!” Well
my mother, she starts to cry and she doesn’t stop,
in fact she keeps cryin’ right out the front door I looked over at that torn brown package and there they were, pretty as could be, a pair of spankin’
new blue jeans That’s the last time I ever saw the woman who gave me this rat trap of a life See, I’m not pretending my life isn’t an empty piece of crap
So if it pleases you to eat your turkey and shove a couple of potatoes down your gizzard, then be my guest Just leave me the fuck alone