Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh

Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh -2 Để yêu thích một môn ngoại ngữ, cách tốt nhất là áp dụng chúng vào chính cuộc sống đời thường của chúng ta. Sau đây là một vài mẩu chuyện vui bằng tiếng anh vừa giúp các bạn học thêm từ vựng

Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh

A tech support

This guy calls in to complain that he gets an "Access Denied" message every time he logs in

This guy calls in to complain that he gets an "Access Denied" message every time he logs in

It turned out he was typing his user name and password in capital letters

Tech Support: "OK, let's try once more, but use lower case letters."

Customer: "But I only have capital letters on my keyboard."

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The price of choise?

What is better?

The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant He told the patient,

"You have your choice of two brains For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."

The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked

The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it's not better, just unused."

The answer

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you!!!

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you

Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself

Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts Man: I want to share everything with you

Oh, you died

Woman: Let's start from your bank account

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I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU

A player was telling his mother about the game scheduled for that afternoon

-Today we will play in a stadium with a roof, Mom! His mother replied happily:

-Really? That's very good When you're playing 1 won't have

to worry about the hot Sun or rain and you won't get sick You always have your head bare and you play outside without a cap

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WHOSE YARD DID YOU PLAY IN?

Seeing her husband come home from a Football match, the wife asked:

- How? Did your team win?

The husband was joyfully showing- off:

-We sure did win We had an easy situation because we played in our own

"back yard.”

- So, whose yard did you play in?

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Bulls

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them

First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which

100 of the cows would be mine Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I aint' givin' him any of mine."

Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of" I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I

am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."

They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point

First Bull: "Ahem You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt

I was doing all my cows justice, anyway I think I can spare a few for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of I'll stay on the

opposite end of the pasture from HIM I'm certainly not looking for an

argument." They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting

First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick Let him have some

of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL my cows I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!"

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