Funny English Quiz 1

Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?They don’t want to be hot-dogs... What makes opening piano so hard?All the keys are inside... What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while wor

Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?

They don’t want to be hot-dogs

What makes opening piano so hard?

All the keys are inside

How do you know the ocean is

friendly?

It waves

What did the big chimney say to the

little chimney while working?

You are too young to smoke

What has three hands but only one

face?

A clock

Which can move faster, heat or

cold?

Heat, because it can catch cold

Why is the letter E so important?

Because it is the beginning of

everything

When I go up, I see the light, when I go down, I see the dark.

What am I?

eyes

What month do soldiers hate?

March

What clothing is always sad?

Blue jeans

What is the longest word in the

English language?

Smiles, because there is a mile between

the beginning and the end of it.

What has four fingers and a thumb

but no flesh and bone?

A glove

Lucky Mouse fell off a 100-step stairs

and was not hurt, why?

He fell of the last step

What is always hot even if you put it

in the fridge?

Pepper /Chili

What is black when it is clean and

white when it is dirty

A black-board

What has a head and feet but no

body?

A bed

What animal do I expect if I throw a

butter out of the window?

Butterfly

Why did the man throw a bucket of

water out of the window?

He wanted to see the water fall

Butterfly