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“If men could get pregnant, …2.. “If everyone on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, … 3.. there would be no good lawyers.” Charles Dickens e … it would be necessary to invent him.

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1 “If men could get pregnant, …

2 “If everyone on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, …

3 “If God did not exist, …

4 “If there were no bad people, …

5 “If I had no sense of humour, …

6 “If women didn’t exist, …

7.“If God lived on earth, …

8 “If life was fair, …

a) “ … Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” Jimmy Carson

b) … people would break his windows.”

Jewish proverb

c) … abortion would be a sacrament.”

Florynce Kennedy

d) there would be no good lawyers.”

Charles Dickens

e) … it would be necessary to invent him.”

Voltaire

f) … all the money in the world would have no meaning.”

Aristotle Onassis

g) … I would long ago have committed suicide.”

Muhatma Ghandi

h) … the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.”

Jerry Adler

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